A Letter to Dr. Dobson: "The Gay Agenda" and SpongeBob
Dr. Dobson:
I hear yourself and others in the evangelical movement refer to something called the "gay agenda" all the time. I have searched everywhere: the internet, the library, even Wal-Mart and I have yet to find a copy. If you can't find it at Wal-Mart it is hard to believe it exists.
Where is this agenda posted? Is there a secret mailing list of people who have the agenda sent to them? Dr. Dobson you obviously have an in with whoever prepares the agenda, how elso could you possibly be so knowledgeable about it? Clearly, you get a copy regularly. If it's not too much trouble, could you email or fax me a copy? I would be ever grateful.
Dr. Dobson you've outdone yourself this time, showing us once again what again that you really are a true genius. Who else but you and perhaps Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell would recognize and expose the insidious plans that the evil liberals have in store for our children. Your outing SpongeBob Squarepants, or as I like to call him, SpongeOsama Terrorpants, has brought to light the obvious ties between cartoons and terroism. In fact, I've heard that the intelligence community has picked up some chatter that shows Road Runner has ties to Al Qaeda. It's only a matter of time before Alberto Gonzales swoops in and nails him. Insiders tell me that Gonzales wrote in a memo that cartoon characters aren't protected by the Geneva Convention.
Dr. Dobson might I suggest you explore the links Huckleberry Hound and the Pink Panther have to radical gay movements. I mean, isn't it obvious to everyone, if anyone is spreading this "gay agenda" it's those two.
It sure is comforting knowing that President George W. Bush, the greatest president ever known to man, looks to you Dr. Dobson for advice. I doubt we'd ever be able to find two smarter men then you two geniuses.
Thanks! I'll be right here eagerly waiting for the "Rapture", the return of Jesus and your reply.
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